Mmmm, I'll take a triple venti, two splenda, soy, latte and an intervention please.
Okay, so you know it is bad when your 3 year old pretends to drive his little car around the backyard while holding an imaginary cell phone to one ear and places a perfect Starbucks order to an imaginary Starbucks employee.
Yeaaaaah, I am going to want to put the phone down while driving and ween myself off the lattes. But I warn you it isn't going to be pretty. I am going to suffer withdrawal symptoms. Bad. Withdrawal. Symptoms.
This is seriously not my fault though! Those Starbucks people are putting an addictive additive into their coffee. I know what you are thinking. Yeah, its called caffeine dummy! No, it is more than that! I think it is akin to crack! Those people are putting crack rock in their coffee! I crave it. My own coffee tastes nothing like it. If I don't get it I still end up thinking about it all day. I even have that stupid VIP card they offer. Just so I can feel better about saving 10% when buying a $5 latte every morning after my workout! Holy Hell, I am spending $5 every morning in addition to my gym membership! My husband is going to kill me!
I would give up the coffee altogether but then who would take care of my children when I couldn't get out of bed? It has gotten to the point that I drink that shiz all day long just to function. And if the pot goes cold, well yippee we have iced coffee for later. Oh, lord! Is there a twelve step program somewhere?
"Hello, my name is Kari and I am addicted to Starbucks, my cell phone and the computer (damn you Facebook!). While, I should be cleaning my house and making sure my son isn't stuffing rocks up his nose I am checking my email, drinking coffee and talking to my sister on my cell phone."
Like any good addict I am not going to go into the glass of red wine that has a standing appointment with me everyday at 5pm just so I can make it till Daddy comes home and not end up twitching and muttering to myself in the corner while my children set the house ablaze.....
