The bathroom door stands ajar. Maddox, a sweet three year old boy, is using the facilities out of sight but within earshot...
Maddox to his Minnie Mouse doll: "Hey Minnie!"
Maddox in a high pitched voice as Minnie: "Hi! What's yo' name?"
Maddox speaking to the potty seat: "Hey Brown Poopoo whats yo' name? What's yo' name brown poopoo?"
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