It isn't enough that you never open up more than 2 lanes even though your store is slammed. And it isn't enough that you put all the As Seen On TV stuff and candy at the cash register for my child to man handle and beg for. Nooooooo, you went ahead and put candy, gum, and crappy toy machines at the bathrooms. Not only that but you put the bathrooms in the TOY SECTION!!!!!
Walmart, you suck.
Obviously you have never taken a 3 year old freaky lil monkey through the toy section when he already is cranky and about to pee his pants. Yes, he would rather pee himself if it means he can catch one more feel of that Sponge Bob toy.
How could you? Oh, wait....I know how you could. Because somewhere in some glass encased office at the top of some building your Exec's are sitting there in their really expensive suit and it came to them.
"Hmmmm, how to get more kids into the toy aisle when their parents don't want to take them?? Well hell, kids always have to pee the minute they get somewhere!!! We'll put the bathrooms right there in the toy section! I am brilliant! I think I will give myself another $500 thousand dollar bonus for screwing the parents shopping at Walmart!"
Well, if it wasn't for your really good bargains and the fact that you carry just about everything so I can do all the shopping in one go (yes, I love being able to buy my spray paint, avocado's and shotguns all at the same time) I would never see you again.
Sincerely,
One P.O.'d Mommy
PS
I will see you tomorrow. I forgot to pick up toilet paper.
PSS
I still hate you.
