Warning- these tiny, little, unassuming, oranges may cause your baby's butt to explode. There is a very good possibility that you will spend time cleaning bits of poopie orange out of your child's hair as the possible/probable butt explosion will be so large it will migrate up the kid's back and into the nape of the neck. You will gag. Please be aware you are likely to experience anger at the oranges. Please try and remember it is a fruit and be happy your child is ingesting fruit at all. Thank you, the Mandarin Orange People.
Can you tell I am not used to cleaning up after a kid who actually eats something other than hotdogs?
